How to gain muscle!
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yep. You’re sick and tired of carrying around those itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, terribly excuses for muscles, aren’t you? i know because i used to be an el shrimpo just like you.
now, i’m buff, sexy and covered in rippling and strong muscles. Don’t worry i won’t squash you. Although i probably should
because you’ve been sucking down those muscle-building powders and pathetically lifting weights in your basement for months with no results. Sure, your muscles might be tight but why are they so puny?
ok half-pint. Settle down. I’m about to show you how i went from you to me in just a few months’ time. No, i’m not talking about getting calf implants, here. I’m talking about using the right methods.
you see, although you are pathetic, you’re trying awfully hard. You just don’t have the right knowledge of what you can use to make that effort pay off. I do.
you’ll learn how to use many different tactics for building those tiny muscles into rippling, huge, strong muscles that will not only impress the ladies heck, it will impress you
don’t fall for those over the counter powders that you’re supposed to mix into your food like muscles are going to magically appear overnight. Come on now, let’s get real ok. I’m going to show you the exact processes i used to gain my rippling muscles and then you can follow my system.
awful nice of me to let you do that, isn’t it? hey don’t think i’m being insensitive. This is why i’m offering it to you anyway. I know, i used to be there. Man, it was embarrassing to take off my shirt and show my little birdy chest. Forget going to the gym and showing off for the ladies. I wouldn’t even really look in the mirror unless i was wishing i could use the force to create hard, huge muscles.
so, i know what you’re going through. It’s pretty damn frustrating that none of that wishing’ builds muscle isn’t it? well, never fear buff, sexy me is here. I’m going to go ahead and give you the too…read more detail
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